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There are queens who live in Queens
Gay boys in Manhattan too
And Nassau County has hot fags
Come and visit us back your bags
I am not trying to talk shit
But guys from Jersey are too fat
Guys from Connecticut are too snooty
They refuse to give up the booty
New York has the best night life
Clubs and bars and then pool halls
Same sex courtship can be fast
Hooking up in bathroom stalls
Plenty of gays in New York state
We all fuck and masturbate
We think naked dudes look great
No need for us to procreate
Smoke some weed and eat some bacon
Ride the bus or the subway
Give a gay dude your phone number
We meet fresh meat every day
Fresh meat is not a bad term
Homos have a strong sex drive
Some weekends we have two partners
On three day weekends we have five
Do not fuck a guy from the south
Do not forgive them for slavery
But you can let him eat your ass
Let his tongue make the apology
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First you and I have a drink
And the bartender is Gary T
Gary T wants to fuck you
And Gary T wants to blow me
But I want to fuck Gary T
And Gary T wants to blow you
You think this is just a song
But this song is completely true
Back at my house we got naked
Dicks were touched by one and all
Stroke and jerk to a full erection
We all agree to use protection
Kissing face and sucking cock
There is a knock at my door
Gary’s boyfriend walks right in
Holy shit we are going for 4
Condoms go on all 4 penises
I stick it into Gary’s man
Gary sticks it into you
Hot as a preheated frying pan
Gary’s boyfriend is named Walter
His dick is as big as a whale
His balls are round and symmetrical
Farmer’s tan but his ass is pale
Walter and Gary met at a wedding
They slow danced to ‘Comfortably Numb’
Walter works as an airline pilot
He is smart and conservatives are dumb
Now Gary’s man sticks it in you
And I stick it right in Gary
Dick in ass and ass on dick
We explore every sexual trick
Cum on face or ass or chest
Whichever one that you like best
Threesome is good but foursome is great
This way every mate gets to rotate
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My brother and my old teacher
They live in a house of brick
Also my neighbor and my priest
They love man ass and big dick
My plumber and my mechanic
They see balls and start to lick
My personal trainer and my dentist
They love man ass and big dick
I don’t know anyone who is straight
Maybe they all live in Oklahoma
Those dudes drive a tractor to work
And they still listen to ‘My Sharona’
The people I know went to college
They have good taste and also class
They avoid breeders like the plague
They love big dick and man ass
The president keeps his mouth shut
That’s ok I can give him a pass
We both know that behind closed doors
He loves big dick and man ass
Kiss that cock and tickle that taint
It’s only gay if you get caught
Hollywood leading men all dabble
Media silence can be bought
TFG is the absolute epitome
Of the radical homosexuality
You cheated on your beard with me
That’s what I call queer ingenuity
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Swallow Sperm
03:32
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Cock cock cock cock cock cock
Suck it suck it suck it
Dick dick dick dick dick dick
Swallow sperm swallow sperm
First I stretch my anus
With my neighbor’s penis
And I have a safe word
Howard Stern Howard Stern
Yes I really like same sex marriage
I like fried chicken and abortion
Lift some weights and then do yoga
Downward dog is the best contortion
My new boyfriend he is large
He is a hardcore socialist
His cock is not circumcised
Looks like a baby’s arm and fist
I think class war is necessary
Me and my man are in unions
But his farts they do smell bad
Like when I feed him onions
He works weekends as a stripper
He is tan and drives a van
He gave me a sexy lap dance
And I felt his soda can
Then we both went out on the town
First for drinks and then much later
I met my boyfriend’s ex-boyfriend
He was an actor and a waiter
None of us were gonna be greedy
We know how to kiss and share
Both of those guys pounded me
My asshole was medium rare
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Marilyn Manson I will suck your dick
Marilyn Monroe hell fucking no
Marilyn Manson I will taste your jizz
Marilyn Monroe has a menstrual flow
Manson is The Devil and I am God
Manson is Jesus and I am Satan
Neither of us will vote Republican
Pay your taxes or fuck off Caitlyn
Marilyn Manson you can suck my dick
Marilyn Monroe please don’t blow
Marilyn Manson we can make out
Marilyn Monroe time for you to go
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Someday there will be no gender
But for now we are still not there
Politics and religion are the problem
Penetrate me with a carrot or pear
Men and women are peeing together
Trans and cis and guys in leather
We include everyone on this train
I am a liberal cause I have a brain
Primitive homophobes are insane
Republican party party of the past
Democratic party party of today
Green party is the party of the future
Listen to Totally Fucking Gay
First we will end the GOP
Then have an orgy at my house
Black and white and brown and yellow
I will fuck any well hung fellow
So grab your ankles it’s 11:30
Your ass is clean but my mind is dirty
So dirty !!!
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I love you and you love me
So put your balls on my goatee
I don’t ever want to be with a girl
I’ve fucked 2 different dudes named Earl
Me and Earl 69’ed all the time
His nose was in my behind
It’s all good because I get waxed
Homophobic heteros need to relax
Back in the 90’s I hit on Tupac
And he punched me in both my eyes
It went badly and I am to blame
But some rappers do like guys
They act hard to sell their records
They get hard when we are alone
Those who deny may really want to try
Text your dick pics to my phone
Then last summer I joined the mafia
I went to work with Rocco and Tony
We dealt drugs and ran casinos
And then we played hide the baloney
Tough guys like to spread their ass
So their prostate gets a tickle
I can use a finger or a toy
Or penetrate them with my pickle
My pickle will not show you mercy
It is hard and it moves fast
It is a dill combined with a gherkin
I use your asshole to do my jerkin’
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Getting jerked by Joseph
While I’m blowing Mike
I like balls and buttholes
Don’t call me a dyke
I watch horror movies
Not much of a reader
Party hard with trans and bi
Don’t call me a breeder
Group sex is always the best
Horny men are gonna fuck again
Open wide so I can cum inside
Swallow down or give up the crown
Lesbians are cool if you need money
Treat them as an equal do not call them honey
If your guy’s a freak with a widow’s peak
My head will be shiny as I fist his heinie
Butt sex with one man
Butt sex with two men
Butt sex with three men
Butt sex with Morgan Freeman
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TFG (Totally Fucking Gay) New York, New York
TFG is a pro-LGBT anti-GOP band, mixing electronic music, full frontal guitars, rock & grindcore, featuring funny, graphic lyrics celebrating man-on-man love. #indie #comedy #grindcore #electro #rock
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