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Swallow Sperm album

by TFG (Totally Fucking Gay)

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Eco pack picture CD comes with 11" x 17" poster by Mike Diana

    Includes unlimited streaming of Swallow Sperm album via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Poster/Print + Digital Album

    Six (6) TFG 7" single art prints signed by Mike Diana

    Free download of entire SWALLOW SPERM album with purchase!

    Swallow Sperm: Risograph c/o Lucky Risograph NYC
    Condoms Go On All 4 Penises: Risograph c/o Perfectly Acceptable
    I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight: Screenprint c/o Le Dernier Cri, France
    Someday There Will Be No Gender: Risograph c/o Perfectly Acceptable
    Put Your Balls On My Goatee: Screenprint c/o Le Dernier Cri, France
    Marilyn Manson I Will Suck Your Dick: Risograph c/o Lucky Risograph NYC

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  • TFG SWALLOW SPERM Deluxe Package

    SWALLOW SPERM Compact Disc
    + 11" x 17" Poster
    + All six 7" Artwork Singles (Risographs/Screenprints: $6.66 each if purchased separately)
    + digital download of SWALLOW SPERM album

    all artwork by Mike DIana

    more info:

    Includes unlimited streaming of Swallow Sperm album via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 5 days
    edition of 100 

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There are queens who live in Queens Gay boys in Manhattan too And Nassau County has hot fags Come and visit us back your bags I am not trying to talk shit But guys from Jersey are too fat Guys from Connecticut are too snooty They refuse to give up the booty New York has the best night life Clubs and bars and then pool halls Same sex courtship can be fast Hooking up in bathroom stalls Plenty of gays in New York state We all fuck and masturbate We think naked dudes look great No need for us to procreate Smoke some weed and eat some bacon Ride the bus or the subway Give a gay dude your phone number We meet fresh meat every day Fresh meat is not a bad term Homos have a strong sex drive Some weekends we have two partners On three day weekends we have five Do not fuck a guy from the south Do not forgive them for slavery But you can let him eat your ass Let his tongue make the apology
First you and I have a drink And the bartender is Gary T Gary T wants to fuck you And Gary T wants to blow me But I want to fuck Gary T And Gary T wants to blow you You think this is just a song But this song is completely true Back at my house we got naked Dicks were touched by one and all Stroke and jerk to a full erection We all agree to use protection Kissing face and sucking cock There is a knock at my door Gary’s boyfriend walks right in Holy shit we are going for 4 Condoms go on all 4 penises I stick it into Gary’s man Gary sticks it into you Hot as a preheated frying pan Gary’s boyfriend is named Walter His dick is as big as a whale His balls are round and symmetrical Farmer’s tan but his ass is pale Walter and Gary met at a wedding They slow danced to ‘Comfortably Numb’ Walter works as an airline pilot He is smart and conservatives are dumb Now Gary’s man sticks it in you And I stick it right in Gary Dick in ass and ass on dick We explore every sexual trick Cum on face or ass or chest Whichever one that you like best Threesome is good but foursome is great This way every mate gets to rotate
My brother and my old teacher They live in a house of brick Also my neighbor and my priest They love man ass and big dick My plumber and my mechanic They see balls and start to lick My personal trainer and my dentist They love man ass and big dick I don’t know anyone who is straight Maybe they all live in Oklahoma Those dudes drive a tractor to work And they still listen to ‘My Sharona’ The people I know went to college They have good taste and also class They avoid breeders like the plague They love big dick and man ass The president keeps his mouth shut That’s ok I can give him a pass We both know that behind closed doors He loves big dick and man ass Kiss that cock and tickle that taint It’s only gay if you get caught Hollywood leading men all dabble Media silence can be bought TFG is the absolute epitome Of the radical homosexuality You cheated on your beard with me That’s what I call queer ingenuity
Cock cock cock cock cock cock Suck it suck it suck it Dick dick dick dick dick dick Swallow sperm swallow sperm First I stretch my anus With my neighbor’s penis And I have a safe word Howard Stern Howard Stern Yes I really like same sex marriage I like fried chicken and abortion Lift some weights and then do yoga Downward dog is the best contortion My new boyfriend he is large He is a hardcore socialist His cock is not circumcised Looks like a baby’s arm and fist I think class war is necessary Me and my man are in unions But his farts they do smell bad Like when I feed him onions He works weekends as a stripper He is tan and drives a van He gave me a sexy lap dance And I felt his soda can Then we both went out on the town First for drinks and then much later I met my boyfriend’s ex-boyfriend He was an actor and a waiter None of us were gonna be greedy We know how to kiss and share Both of those guys pounded me My asshole was medium rare
Marilyn Manson I will suck your dick Marilyn Monroe hell fucking no Marilyn Manson I will taste your jizz Marilyn Monroe has a menstrual flow Manson is The Devil and I am God Manson is Jesus and I am Satan Neither of us will vote Republican Pay your taxes or fuck off Caitlyn Marilyn Manson you can suck my dick Marilyn Monroe please don’t blow Marilyn Manson we can make out Marilyn Monroe time for you to go
Someday there will be no gender But for now we are still not there Politics and religion are the problem Penetrate me with a carrot or pear Men and women are peeing together Trans and cis and guys in leather We include everyone on this train I am a liberal cause I have a brain Primitive homophobes are insane Republican party party of the past Democratic party party of today Green party is the party of the future Listen to Totally Fucking Gay First we will end the GOP Then have an orgy at my house Black and white and brown and yellow I will fuck any well hung fellow So grab your ankles it’s 11:30 Your ass is clean but my mind is dirty So dirty !!!
I love you and you love me So put your balls on my goatee I don’t ever want to be with a girl I’ve fucked 2 different dudes named Earl Me and Earl 69’ed all the time His nose was in my behind It’s all good because I get waxed Homophobic heteros need to relax Back in the 90’s I hit on Tupac And he punched me in both my eyes It went badly and I am to blame But some rappers do like guys They act hard to sell their records They get hard when we are alone Those who deny may really want to try Text your dick pics to my phone Then last summer I joined the mafia I went to work with Rocco and Tony We dealt drugs and ran casinos And then we played hide the baloney Tough guys like to spread their ass So their prostate gets a tickle I can use a finger or a toy Or penetrate them with my pickle My pickle will not show you mercy It is hard and it moves fast It is a dill combined with a gherkin I use your asshole to do my jerkin’
Getting jerked by Joseph While I’m blowing Mike I like balls and buttholes Don’t call me a dyke I watch horror movies Not much of a reader Party hard with trans and bi Don’t call me a breeder Group sex is always the best Horny men are gonna fuck again Open wide so I can cum inside Swallow down or give up the crown Lesbians are cool if you need money Treat them as an equal do not call them honey If your guy’s a freak with a widow’s peak My head will be shiny as I fist his heinie Butt sex with one man Butt sex with two men Butt sex with three men Butt sex with Morgan Freeman


Hard rock, pansexual lust and insult comedy cum together in a rifftastic celebration of queer sonic rebellion.


released June 26, 2020

Kneepad Nikki - words, voice, keys, dirty knees
Doc Octocock - guitars, keyboards, production, bg vokes on "Marilyn"
Joe Testículo - lead guitars, penis slide


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TFG (Totally Fucking Gay) New York, New York

TFG is a pro-LGBT anti-GOP band, mixing electronic music, full frontal guitars, rock & grindcore, featuring funny, graphic lyrics celebrating man-on-man love. #indie #comedy #grindcore #electro #rock

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