Totally Fucking Gay album

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1.
marathon gay sex for manly men i enjoy the homo fantasies i need a guy who turns me on a dick that is down to his knees if you are offering then yes please buy him a drink at the gay bar in the hotel its time to strip when he bends over i am ready and this will not be just the tip plowing peter with sexual prowess in and out time after time his butthole is hot and enticing soon i spray my sticky man slime peter and i talk about life the truth is we have both been around he tells me that his current lover lives close by in the next town peter and i visit his lover he was hot it was worth the trip soon his lover does bend me over and this will not be just the tip he was rough and he was girthy we were fucking until 4:30 that time is in the early am marathon gay sex for manly men
2.
come out of the closet (and cum in my ass) i know that you have a secret you dont want to tell your dad he is a guy from the military he is loud and drunk and mad your dad goes to church as well so he thinks homos go to hell you are scared of his bad temper he might punch a wall or yell let me give you some motivation and it is not credit or cash once you come out of the closet you can cum right in my ass make it your new years resolution do it during the holiday season tell your whole family on christmas now you have a very good reason i know your life is complicated you want to be loved not hated and your father has a closed mind but i have an open behind i can help you with your speech you know you are in a rut stuck in this bad family drama you should be stuck in my butt at first it might cause him pain then your dad will scream and cry but after a year he will accept it and you no longer have to lie
3.
just another day in the life of a gay wake up at 8 and i feel great i got a blow job from a dude i cum and he swallows it down anything else would just be rude i make him a healthy breakfast and then i hop in the shower put on a suit and go to work i am a man of money and power after lunch i go to the gym a young stud is in the shower i undress and then fuck him longer strokes for maximum power just another day in the life of a gay do i want to be straight no way yes this workout makes us sweaty and soon we get each other off after the sex i take a piss he says hi by the way im chris i say hi chris nice to meet you i like older and younger men chris says im here monday and wednesday but i dont get in until 10 go back to work for more hours dinner and then out to a club i meet a dude and his man they suggest 3 guys in a tub back at their place after midnight we get naked and have a bath then i pound them one at a time splitting their sphincters right in half just another day in the life of a gay do i want to be straight no way
4.
husband and husband time for me and jim to get married it is legal in several states so we both rent matching tuxedos and the truth is we look great we invite family and friends and some dudes we used to bang we invite some queer drug dealers and some bears from a biker gang we include all different types we are not like christianity to exclude based on sexuality that really seems like insanity then we go to the big ceremony and some guy says the official things we kiss and then it is legal we exchange gold cock rings and now its off to the big party we eat food and we also dance we smoke weed and shirts come off after that we remove our pants dancing naked is not even dirty its a way for us to be free my new husband says oh baby i know he wants to fuck me then we go out to the limo its our party but we are discreet weve been fucking for over 3 years a perfect wedding with no cold feet
5.
we don't need society's approval i like cock and so does he he likes balls and i do too we enjoy each others rectums what is society going to do first society comes up with shame they want us to be hetero they claim that diversity is lame but we scream at them hell no society tries to limit people stop fucking and go to work be productive dont have fun do not call your boss a jerk gays are free like you and me but the old guard is losing power and conservatism is growing weak gay dudes like different sexual partners at least 5 or 6 times a week sex is not for making babies sex is for dudes shooting loads old white men who are anti gay most of them really look like toads gays are free like you and me we fuck in front of the courthouse and we fuck in front of church we fuck in restaurants at the mall repressive restrictions all must fall guys and guys are going to fuck dudes and dudes are going to kiss homos have been around forever time for the world to accept this
6.
its time to gargle with salty semen i wake up and brush my teeth after that i use mouth wash i am neither angel nor demon its time to gargle with salty semen i walk in to the bedroom the decorations are tastefully done my life partner is a wedding planner 30 years old but he looks young so i wake him up with a blowjob it is better than toast and tea once my mouth makes him explode then this sexy man will thank me suck and stroke stroke and suck then my finger goes up his ass he screams as he lets it go into my throat his sperm does flow first i gargle then i swallow this is an every day morning ritual men know how to please other men my name is greg and his is ken ken is catholic and i am jewish we adopted a boy from korea he is a buddhist and a vegan fast food will give him diarrhea that young boy he has 2 dads we are a family it is true those 2 dads are sexual beings we love to kiss and suck and screw
7.
lets buy a man purse at the mall sexual rebellion is normal and healthy exploration is exciting and good maybe a dude should kiss a dude just to see if he gets wood football teams and soccer teams they play games and try to win shower together and sometimes hug then throw tradition in the garbage bin college roommates live in a dorm college roommates jerk off to porn and just because they stroke each other does not officially make them lovers homo dudes say try it all lets buy a man purse at the mall dudes in the military or jail they will fuck each other eventually people isolated still get horny time to attack each other sexually you can be gay for a little while and then maybe go back to chicks but when in rome do as the romans if hes a sexy man suck his dick men and men and boys and boys and those twinks are hot fuck toys bend them over its time to blast take it slow or youll cum too fast
8.
ambassador of ass i said hola me llamo miguel he said damn you are fine as hell we had beans and we had rice then we banged not once but twice i like to learn about other cultures learn about their music and food i like a guy who can educate me then its time for us to get nude so i am an ambassador of sorts i dont have any genital warts at the doctor i had a check up so homophobes should shut the fuck up in the mood for a new vacation go to a spanish speaking place meet a dark dude with a mustache he is going to sit on my face this guy looks like freddy mercury mixed with some antonio banderas his eyes made my heart go flutter i am a bagel and he is the butter we have drinks and we have dinner then we have penis for dessert he bangs my ass hard and fast tomorrow my butt will hurt
9.
you can evolve or become a dinosaur i went out to a very fancy party at that party i met a priest he said excuse me are you a fag i said hang on hold my bag so the priest did hold my purse i opened it and searched around then i pulled out a black dildo and the priest said oh god no then i lit up a cigarette this dildo was really a lighter i told the priest that ive tried pussy but a dudes ass is way tighter the priest said i will pray for you i said ok i am cool with that i need all the help i can get but i like cock not pussy thats wet the priest said but you are a sinner i said i just ate chicken dinner i have a hot man on either coast in my book that makes me a winner i said listen what should i do queers see me and want to screw if they are sexy then i fuck them i was just born attracted to men i said you have a marketing problem every year more people are accepting you can evolve or become a dinosaur excuse me im going to fuck al gore
10.
theres nothing wrong with some atm i stick my dick in his mouth then i stick it in his ass and back into his mouth again he and i are really good friends then he takes out his big prick and in my mouth he does stick in my tight ass it goes now but back in my mouth really quick theres nothing wrong with some atm i am talking ass to mouth do 3 enemas before lunch preparation is always a must do 3 enemas after dinner a pink colon enhances lust if both buttholes are clean and happy then neither penis will taste crappy men love men if they are queer and also if they have good taste ejaculate in a hot dudes mouth watch him swallow testicle paste this is a typical thursday night we love sex but we dont do coke i have sympathy for hetero men their sex lives are a boring joke as women age they look like hags id rather hang out with sexy fags if both buttholes are clean and happy then neither penis will taste crappy

about

Totally Fucking Gay was formed in 2003 by vocalist Kneepad Nikki. Nikki explains, ‘I needed an outlet to express my admiration for the extreme side of gay culture. I wanted to create an old school John Waters movie in sonic form.’ Nikki mixed his love of underground music, pop music and taking dicks in his ass to create an electro-grind Village People for the 21st century. Nikki recorded multiple albums with his ex-lover, P. Nizlicka. The albums were never officially released. Nikki states, ‘P. Nizlicka was a great creative collaborator; and his abs were fantastic. I still get erect thinking about them/him. However, he made a lot of money and started voting Republican. That ended our relationship-both personal and professional.’

Luckily for Nikki, he rebounded with producer and multi-instrumentalist, Doc Octocock. Doc explains their first meeting, ‘Nikki visited my studio when I was producing a gangster rap project which shall remain nameless. Let’s just say that some very well known gangbangers are also assbangers. Anyway, Nikki had a lot of song ideas and I offered to let him record at Octocock Audio.’ These new TFG albums were musically and sonically more advanced than their primitive predecessors. The albums were never officially released. Nikki states, ‘I had a ton of material but I had no idea what to do with it. Doc suggested that we start a record label together. I knew nothing of the homocore scene-and I didn’t think there was an audience for weird music with funny, offensive pro-gay lyrics. Ultimately, I balked at the label idea due to lack of money and health problems.’ Nikki, whose birth name is Mike Hymson, suffers from chronic lyme disease. When he’s not creating music, he’s bouncing from doctor to doctor in hopes that some day he will regain his health.

The missing piece of the puzzle showed up in the form of Joe Testículo. ‘Joe walked into a laundromat near my house one night,’ says Nikki; ‘He was wearing a tank top and daisy dukes. He walked right up to the first washing machine and got undressed. It was about 9 p.m. and this place was far from empty. He put his clothes in the machine and sat down butt naked while they were washed and dried. He was very quiet and completely focused on his phone. I could tell he was on Grindr so I didn’t bother him. When his clothes were ready he quickly dressed and left. I chased him out into the parking lot and asked him to play lead guitar on my new album.’

Kneepad Nikki, Doc Octocock and Joe Testículo created TFG’s self titled album during the summer of 2015. Dicks were sucked, bagels were eaten and hits were created. The lead single, ‘Marathon Gay Sex For Manly Men’ was recorded first; followed by 9 other homoerotic hymns. Once the album was completed, the three formed Third Input Records as a way to release TFG’s self titled album; as well as the entire TFG back catalog. Joe explains, ‘I saw potential audiences for TFG that Nikki was unable to see; queercore, grindcore, electronic music, even Howard Stern fans. I also pointed out the similarities between TFG and the movie Bruno, which made millions of dollars for its studio and star. We’re not aiming that high; but the money coming in from downloads and streaming should cover our lube and condom bills for the year.’

Joe is also a friend of the controversial artist, Mike Diana, who created 3 different original pieces of art for the physical release of the album. Nikki admits that for him TFG is more than a musical project; it’s a philosophy of life; ‘TFG is a pop grindcore comedy project first and foremost. I want people to laugh out loud when they hear this shit. However, TFG’s secondary purpose is to be a homophobes worst nightmare. We’re like the NWA of homosexuality. We take all the things that conservatives fear about gay culture-and instead of downplaying them for societal approval; we amplify them beyond caricature. Then we shove them right up their ass.’

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released April 15, 2016

Kneepad Nikki -voice, keys, dirty knees
Doc Octocock - guitars, keyboards, production, assplay
Joe Testículo - lead guitars, penis slide

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TFG (Totally Fucking Gay) New York, New York

TFG is a pro-LGBT anti-GOP band, mixing electronic music, full frontal guitars, rock & grindcore, featuring funny, graphic lyrics celebrating man-on-man love. #indie #comedy #grindcore #electro #rock

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