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ambassador of ass

i said hola me llamo miguel
he said damn you are fine as hell
we had beans and we had rice
then we banged not once but twice
i like to learn about other cultures
learn about their music and food
i like a guy who can educate me
then its time for us to get nude
so i am an ambassador of sorts
i dont have any genital warts
at the doctor i had a check up
so homophobes should shut the fuck up
in the mood for a new vacation
go to a spanish speaking place
meet a dark dude with a mustache
he is going to sit on my face
this guy looks like freddy mercury
mixed with some antonio banderas
his eyes made my heart go flutter
i am a bagel and he is the butter
we have drinks and we have dinner
then we have penis for dessert
he bangs my ass hard and fast
tomorrow my butt will hurt


from Totally Fucking Gay, released April 15, 2016



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Kneepad Nikki, Doc Octocock and Joe Testículo created TFG’s self titled album during the summer of 2015. Dicks were sucked, bagels were eaten and hits were created. #metal #comedy #grindcore #electro #rock

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