come out of the closet (and cum in my ass)

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come out of the closet (and cum in my ass)

i know that you have a secret
you dont want to tell your dad
he is a guy from the military
he is loud and drunk and mad
your dad goes to church as well
so he thinks homos go to hell
you are scared of his bad temper
he might punch a wall or yell
let me give you some motivation
and it is not credit or cash
once you come out of the closet
you can cum right in my ass
make it your new years resolution
do it during the holiday season
tell your whole family on christmas
now you have a very good reason
i know your life is complicated
you want to be loved not hated
and your father has a closed mind
but i have an open behind
i can help you with your speech
you know you are in a rut
stuck in this bad family drama
you should be stuck in my butt
at first it might cause him pain
then your dad will scream and cry
but after a year he will accept it
and you no longer have to lie

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from Totally Fucking Gay, released April 15, 2016

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Totally Fucking Gay New York, New York

Kneepad Nikki, Doc Octocock and Joe Testículo created TFG’s self titled album during the summer of 2015. Dicks were sucked, bagels were eaten and hits were created. #metal #comedy #grindcore #electro #rock

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