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Condoms Go On All 4 Penises

from Swallow Sperm album by TFG (Totally Fucking Gay)

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Eco pack picture CD comes with 11" x 17" poster by Mike Diana

    Includes unlimited streaming of Swallow Sperm album via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Poster/Print + Digital Album

    Six (6) TFG 7" single art prints signed by Mike Diana

    Free download of entire SWALLOW SPERM album with purchase!

    Swallow Sperm: Risograph c/o Lucky Risograph NYC
    Condoms Go On All 4 Penises: Risograph c/o Perfectly Acceptable
    I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight: Screenprint c/o Le Dernier Cri, France
    Someday There Will Be No Gender: Risograph c/o Perfectly Acceptable
    Put Your Balls On My Goatee: Screenprint c/o Le Dernier Cri, France
    Marilyn Manson I Will Suck Your Dick: Risograph c/o Lucky Risograph NYC

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  • TFG SWALLOW SPERM Deluxe Package

    SWALLOW SPERM Compact Disc
    + 11" x 17" Poster
    + All six 7" Artwork Singles (Risographs/Screenprints: $6.66 each if purchased separately)
    + digital download of SWALLOW SPERM album

    all artwork by Mike DIana
    MikeDianaComix.com

    more info:
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lyrics

First you and I have a drink
And the bartender is Gary T
Gary T wants to fuck you
And Gary T wants to blow me
But I want to fuck Gary T
And Gary T wants to blow you
You think this is just a song
But this song is completely true
Back at my house we got naked
Dicks were touched by one and all
Stroke and jerk to a full erection
We all agree to use protection
Kissing face and sucking cock
There is a knock at my door
Gary’s boyfriend walks right in
Holy shit we are going for 4
Condoms go on all 4 penises
I stick it into Gary’s man
Gary sticks it into you
Hot as a preheated frying pan
Gary’s boyfriend is named Walter
His dick is as big as a whale
His balls are round and symmetrical
Farmer’s tan but his ass is pale
Walter and Gary met at a wedding
They slow danced to ‘Comfortably Numb’
Walter works as an airline pilot
He is smart and conservatives are dumb
Now Gary’s man sticks it in you
And I stick it right in Gary
Dick in ass and ass on dick
We explore every sexual trick
Cum on face or ass or chest
Whichever one that you like best
Threesome is good but foursome is great
This way every mate gets to rotate

credits

from Swallow Sperm album, released June 26, 2020

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TFG (Totally Fucking Gay) New York, New York

TFG is a pro-LGBT anti-GOP band, mixing electronic music, full frontal guitars, rock & grindcore, featuring funny, graphic lyrics celebrating man-on-man love. #indie #comedy #grindcore #electro #rock

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