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husband and husband

time for me and jim to get married
it is legal in several states
so we both rent matching tuxedos
and the truth is we look great
we invite family and friends
and some dudes we used to bang
we invite some queer drug dealers
and some bears from a biker gang
we include all different types
we are not like christianity
to exclude based on sexuality
that really seems like insanity
then we go to the big ceremony
and some guy says the official things
we kiss and then it is legal
we exchange gold cock rings
and now its off to the big party
we eat food and we also dance
we smoke weed and shirts come off
after that we remove our pants
dancing naked is not even dirty
its a way for us to be free
my new husband says oh baby
i know he wants to fuck me
then we go out to the limo
its our party but we are discreet
weve been fucking for over 3 years
a perfect wedding with no cold feet


from Totally Fucking Gay album, released April 15, 2016


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TFG is a pro-LGBT anti-GOP band, mixing electronic music, full frontal guitars, rock & grindcore, featuring funny, graphic lyrics celebrating man-on-man love. #indie #comedy #grindcore #electro #rock

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