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I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight

from Swallow Sperm album by TFG (Totally Fucking Gay)

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    Six (6) TFG 7" single art prints signed by Mike Diana

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    Swallow Sperm: Risograph c/o Lucky Risograph NYC
    Condoms Go On All 4 Penises: Risograph c/o Perfectly Acceptable
    I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight: Screenprint c/o Le Dernier Cri, France
    Someday There Will Be No Gender: Risograph c/o Perfectly Acceptable
    Put Your Balls On My Goatee: Screenprint c/o Le Dernier Cri, France
    Marilyn Manson I Will Suck Your Dick: Risograph c/o Lucky Risograph NYC

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    + All six 7" Artwork Singles (Risographs/Screenprints: $6.66 each if purchased separately)
    + digital download of SWALLOW SPERM album

    all artwork by Mike DIana
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lyrics

My brother and my old teacher
They live in a house of brick
Also my neighbor and my priest
They love man ass and big dick
My plumber and my mechanic
They see balls and start to lick
My personal trainer and my dentist
They love man ass and big dick
I don’t know anyone who is straight
Maybe they all live in Oklahoma
Those dudes drive a tractor to work
And they still listen to ‘My Sharona’
The people I know went to college
They have good taste and also class
They avoid breeders like the plague
They love big dick and man ass
The president keeps his mouth shut
That’s ok I can give him a pass
We both know that behind closed doors
He loves big dick and man ass
Kiss that cock and tickle that taint
It’s only gay if you get caught
Hollywood leading men all dabble
Media silence can be bought
TFG is the absolute epitome
Of the radical homosexuality
You cheated on your beard with me
That’s what I call queer ingenuity

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from Swallow Sperm album, released June 26, 2020

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TFG (Totally Fucking Gay) New York, New York

TFG is a pro-LGBT anti-GOP band, mixing electronic music, full frontal guitars, rock & grindcore, featuring funny, graphic lyrics celebrating man-on-man love. #indie #comedy #grindcore #electro #rock

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