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Put Your Balls On My Goatee

from Swallow Sperm album by TFG (Totally Fucking Gay)

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    Six (6) TFG 7" single art prints signed by Mike Diana

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    Swallow Sperm: Risograph c/o Lucky Risograph NYC
    Condoms Go On All 4 Penises: Risograph c/o Perfectly Acceptable
    I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight: Screenprint c/o Le Dernier Cri, France
    Someday There Will Be No Gender: Risograph c/o Perfectly Acceptable
    Put Your Balls On My Goatee: Screenprint c/o Le Dernier Cri, France
    Marilyn Manson I Will Suck Your Dick: Risograph c/o Lucky Risograph NYC

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  • TFG SWALLOW SPERM Deluxe Package

    SWALLOW SPERM Compact Disc
    + 11" x 17" Poster
    + All six 7" Artwork Singles (Risographs/Screenprints: $6.66 each if purchased separately)
    + digital download of SWALLOW SPERM album

    all artwork by Mike DIana
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lyrics

I love you and you love me
So put your balls on my goatee
I don’t ever want to be with a girl
I’ve fucked 2 different dudes named Earl
Me and Earl 69’ed all the time
His nose was in my behind
It’s all good because I get waxed
Homophobic heteros need to relax
Back in the 90’s I hit on Tupac
And he punched me in both my eyes
It went badly and I am to blame
But some rappers do like guys
They act hard to sell their records
They get hard when we are alone
Those who deny may really want to try
Text your dick pics to my phone
Then last summer I joined the mafia
I went to work with Rocco and Tony
We dealt drugs and ran casinos
And then we played hide the baloney
Tough guys like to spread their ass
So their prostate gets a tickle
I can use a finger or a toy
Or penetrate them with my pickle
My pickle will not show you mercy
It is hard and it moves fast
It is a dill combined with a gherkin
I use your asshole to do my jerkin’

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from Swallow Sperm album, released June 26, 2020

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TFG (Totally Fucking Gay) New York, New York

TFG is a pro-LGBT anti-GOP band, mixing electronic music, full frontal guitars, rock & grindcore, featuring funny, graphic lyrics celebrating man-on-man love. #indie #comedy #grindcore #electro #rock

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