TFG/Mike Diana collab: 7” Mike Diana Screen Print from Le Dernier Cri (France)
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'Put Your Balls On My Goatee' is the 5th single from TFG's 2020 summer release SWALLOW SPERM. TFG founder Kneepad Nikki explains: 'Put Your Balls On My Goatee' was originally going to be the title of the record. Ultimately, Joe convinced me that we should go with 'Swallow Sperm' - and he had good reasons. At least they sounded good while he was jerking me off. But I still have fond memories of working on that song with producer, Doc Octcock. He had an idea for a funky intro drumbeat, and I wasn't convinced...until he started jerking me off. Lyrically, I was thinking about that old Barney song that went I love you and you love me. Naturally I thought the next line should have been so put your balls on my goatee. It all snowballed from there.' The song has a little bit of a throwback TFG sound to it. Blazing double blast electo drums alternate with a steady four on the floor rock beat for most of the song. There are three different short solo sections that brim with cannabis fueled intensity. The rhythm guitars mix punk-y chords with metallic harmonics. There's no overall theme lyrically as the listener travels from horny rappers to horny mafioso before closing with inevitable pickle metaphors. It's all fun and games until someone's butt gets penetrated. If you like loud rock and roll and immature Howard Stern bits from 20 years ago, this song will be right up your alley. And by 'alley' I mean asshole. In closing, TFG is proud to mix guitar based party tunes with abrasive undergound elements. We're pro LGBT, pro sex, and pro pleasure. We take your orgasm as seriously as you do. The only things we don't like are the GOP and your new boyfriend. We're sorry, but he's all wrong for you, girl.