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Swallow Sperm single

by TFG (Totally Fucking Gay)

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TFG Mike Diana collab: Pre-Cum Christmas Single – Digital Release + 7” Mike Diana Risograph Print

Swallow Sperm is the first single and title track to the upcoming TFG 2020 album release. The song is funny, dirty, catchy and heavy, with keyboards stolen from Ric Ocasek, metal-esque rhythm guitars, industrial strength drum machines and lead guitars that evoke a twisted version of Jimi at Woodstock.

The comical lyrics celebrate balls, butts and cock in a way that would make both Howard Stern and John Waters proud. Politics, pleasure, penis, farts - nothing is off limits. Shit, there's even some melody tucked in there somewhere.

The artwork that accompanies this single is from the notorious and controversial comic artist, Mike Diana. TFG has been unleashing its own hybrid of new wave, noise rock and pro sex propaganda since 2005. If you like the LGBT and hate the GOP, TFG should be your favorite band;

The TFG back catalog is available for streaming/purchase everywhere. From the bath house to the mosh pit, TFG has got you covered.

ARTWORK NOTES: Swallow Sperm will be released as six digital artwork singles, each with Mike Diana drawn cover; put together exquisite corpse style for summer CD release and poster.



Cock cock cock cock cock cock
Suck it suck it suck it
Dick dick dick dick dick dick
Swallow sperm swallow sperm
First I stretch my anus
With my neighbor’s penis
And I have a safe word
Howard Stern Howard Stern
Yes I really like same sex marriage
I like fried chicken and abortion
Lift some weights and then do yoga
Downward dog is the best contortion
My new boyfriend he is large
He is a hardcore socialist
His cock is not circumcised
Looks like a baby’s arm and fist
I think class war is necessary
Me and my man are in unions
But his farts they do smell bad
Like when I feed him onions
He works weekends as a stripper
He is tan and drives a van
He gave me a sexy lap dance
And I felt his soda can
Then we both went out on the town
First for drinks and then much later
I met my boyfriend’s ex-boyfriend
He was an actor and a waiter
None of us were gonna be greedy
We know how to kiss and share
Both of those guys pounded me
My asshole was medium rare


released December 13, 2019
Kneepad Nikki - voice, keys, dirty knees
Doc Octocock - guitars, keyboards, production
Joe Testículo - lead guitars, penis slide


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TFG (Totally Fucking Gay) New York, New York

TFG is a pro-LGBT anti-GOP band, mixing electronic music, full frontal guitars, rock & grindcore, featuring funny, graphic lyrics celebrating man-on-man love. #indie #comedy #grindcore #electro #rock

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