The Ballad of George Takei

by Totally Fucking Gay

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TFG is a pro-LGBT/anti-GOP band that mixes electronic music, indie rock, grindcore and features funny, graphic lyrics that celebrate man on man love.

We wrote a song to honor 'Sexy Sulu' on his 80th birthday. The song is called 'The Ballad of George Takei.'

We think George is an inspiration, an icon and an all around hot dude.
George is our favorite Howard Stern guest of all time and his honest, entertaining and irreverent Stern interviews partially inspired this song.

We hope George will enjoy this song (in private - with lube) so he knows that he is loved and respected by TFG.

TFG will be releasing a new e.p. in 2017 and 'The Ballad of George Takei' will be on it. There will also be a video for the song to coincide with the release of the e.p.

Artwork by Mike Diana/Johnny Chiba


The Ballad of George Takei'

George Takei is completely gay
he had a threesome with Brad and Jay
I would love to jump in their bed
they can call me any old day

pull his pants off kiss his cock
suck his dick until he cums
film it for a celebrity sex tape
his sperm on my teeth and gums

William Shatner is an old man
he is fat and wears a toupee
I would bang him maybe for money
but I would much rather bang Takei

yes George you can abuse my rectum
and I don't have a tramp stamp
bang me hard to get your revenge
like we were in the internment camp

after pilates George is horny
so I give him a testicle massage
he hired me to be his slave
I get punished when I misbehave

he might spank me while I jerk
or we could play Sulu and Kirk
no need to ride the Enterprise
Georgie prefers to ride hot guys

OH MY !!!


released April 14, 2017
Kneepad Nikki -voice, keys, dirty knees
Doc Octocock - guitars, keyboards, pristine production and assplay
Joe Testículo - lead guitars, penis slide



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Totally Fucking Gay New York, New York

Kneepad Nikki, Doc Octocock and Joe Testículo created TFG’s self titled album during the summer of 2015. Dicks were sucked, bagels were eaten and hits were created. #metal #comedy #grindcore #electro #rock

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