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The Ballad of George Takei single

by TFG (Totally Fucking Gay)

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the second single from TFG G.O.P. (gag on penis) out Nov 8 2017


george takei is completely gay
he had a threesome with brad and jay
i would love to jump in their bed
they can call me any old day
pull his pants off kiss his cock
suck his dick until he cums
film it for a celebrity sex tape
his sperm on my teeth and gums
william shatner is an old man
he is fat and wears a toupee
i would bang him maybe for money
but i would much rather bang takei
yes george you can abuse my rectum
and i dont have a tramp stamp
bang me hard to get your revenge
like we were in the internment camp
after pilates george is horny
so i give him a testicle massage
he hired me to be his slave
i get punished when i misbehave
he might spank me while i jerk
or we could play sulu and kirk
no need to ride the enterprise
georgie prefers to ride hot guys
oh my !!!


released September 29, 2017
Kneepad Nikki - voice lyrics keys dirty knees
Doc Octocock - guitars keyboards production
Joe Testículo - lead slide penis guitars


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TFG is a pro-LGBT anti-GOP band, mixing electronic music, full frontal guitars, rock & grindcore, featuring funny, graphic lyrics celebrating man-on-man love. #indie #comedy #grindcore #electro #rock

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