you can evolve or become a dinosaur

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you can evolve or become a dinosaur

i went out to a very fancy party
at that party i met a priest
he said excuse me are you a fag
i said hang on hold my bag
so the priest did hold my purse
i opened it and searched around
then i pulled out a black dildo
and the priest said oh god no
then i lit up a cigarette
this dildo was really a lighter
i told the priest that ive tried pussy
but a dudes ass is way tighter
the priest said i will pray for you
i said ok i am cool with that
i need all the help i can get
but i like cock not pussy thats wet
the priest said but you are a sinner
i said i just ate chicken dinner
i have a hot man on either coast
in my book that makes me a winner
i said listen what should i do
queers see me and want to screw
if they are sexy then i fuck them
i was just born attracted to men
i said you have a marketing problem
every year more people are accepting
you can evolve or become a dinosaur
excuse me im going to fuck al gore

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from Totally Fucking Gay, released April 15, 2016

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Kneepad Nikki, Doc Octocock and Joe Testículo created TFG’s self titled album during the summer of 2015. Dicks were sucked, bagels were eaten and hits were created. #metal #comedy #grindcore #electro #rock

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