Condoms Go On All Four Penises

by TFG (Totally Fucking Gay)

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'Condoms go on all four penises' is the second single from the TFG album, 'Swallow Sperm.' It's a song that addresses the limitations of a threesome. We do believe in safe sex, but we believe just as strongly in raunchy rock and roll. Guitars, keyboards, and loud beats collide on this anthem. You can mosh or make out with your personal trainer-it's all good as far as we're concerned.

TFG continues to bring the laughs to anyone who likes sexual liberation and distorted guitars. The song starts off with a cock-ophony of experimental guitar noise - but don't be fooled. Once the tune kicks in, you're going to hear a verse, chorus, verse that will integrate classick rock and 90's alternative-while encouraging you to hop on the d train.

The single cover artwork is from the notorious comic artist Mike Diana.

Swallow Sperm will be released as 6 singles, starting with the pre-cum Christmas title track on December 13th. Each single release comes with Mike Diana cover art; All 6 singles together form an exquisite corpse-style large artwork, to be reproduced as a poster to accompany TFG's Summer 2020 release with extra tracks.

TFG has been unleashing its own hybrid of new wave, noise rock and pro-sex propaganda since 2005. If you like the LGBT and hate the GOP, TFG has got you covered, from the bath house to the mosh pit. TFG is the epitome of radical homosexuality.


First you and I have a drink
And the bartender is Gary T
Gary T wants to fuck you
And Gary T wants to blow me
But I want to fuck Gary T
And Gary T wants to blow you
You think this is just a song
But this song is completely true
Back at my house we got naked
Dicks were touched by one and all
Stroke and jerk to a full erection
We all agree to use protection
Kissing face and sucking cock
There is a knock at my door
Gary’s boyfriend walks right in
Holy shit we are going for 4
Condoms go on all 4 penises
I stick it into Gary’s man
Gary sticks it into you
Hot as a preheated frying pan
Gary’s boyfriend is named Walter
His dick is as big as a whale
His balls are round and symmetrical
Farmer’s tan but his ass is pale
Walter and Gary met at a wedding
They slow danced to ‘Comfortably Numb’
Walter works as an airline pilot
He is smart and conservatives are dumb
Now Gary’s man sticks it in you
And I stick it right in Gary
Dick in ass and ass on dick
We explore every sexual trick
Cum on face or ass or chest
Whichever one that you like best
Threesome is good but foursome is great
This way every mate gets to rotate


released January 17, 2020
Kneepad Nikki - voice, keys, dirty knees
Doc Octocock - guitars, keyboards, production, vaping, multidicks
Joe Testículo - lead guitar, penis slide


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TFG (Totally Fucking Gay) New York, New York

TFG is a pro-LGBT anti-GOP band, mixing electronic music, full frontal guitars, rock & grindcore, featuring funny, graphic lyrics celebrating man-on-man love. #indie #comedy #grindcore #electro #rock

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