I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight

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TFG Mike Diana collab: Third Single – Digital Release + 7” Risograph Mike Diana Risograph Print
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The 3rd single from the TFG SWALLOW SPERM album is upon you. It's as catchy as the flu, and It's called 'I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight.' It's a playful take on how being a hetero in 2020 is boring af. The world is ready to move on from 10k years of vanilla sex, and TFG would like to be the soundtrack for the New World Orgasmic Order. 'I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight' features some funky electronics in the intro, before transitioning to a digital blast beat, and then an alternate dimension guitar solo. The chorus reminds us all that some people are so stuck in the past that they still listen to The Knack...and stick their P in a V... not that there's anything wrong with that. 'I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight' is classic TFG; it mixes pop, metal, punk, new wave, indie rock and anal into a sonic brew that satisfies the senses.   

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My brother and my old teacher
They live in a house of brick
Also my neighbor and my priest
They love man ass and big dick
My plumber and my mechanic
They see balls and start to lick
My personal trainer and my dentist
They love man ass and big dick
I don’t know anyone who is straight
Maybe they all live in Oklahoma
Those dudes drive a tractor to work
And they still listen to ‘My Sharona’
The people I know went to college
They have good taste and also class
They avoid breeders like the plague
They love big dick and man ass
The president keeps his mouth shut
That’s ok I can give him a pass
We both know that behind closed doors
He loves big dick and man ass
Kiss that cock and tickle that taint
It’s only gay if you get caught
Hollywood leading men all dabble
Media silence can be bought
TFG is the absolute epitome
Of the radical homosexuality
You cheated on your beard with me
That’s what I call queer ingenuity

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releases February 27, 2020
Kneepad Nikki - voice, keys, dirty knees
Doc Octocock - guitars, keyboards, production
Joe Testículo - lead guitars, penis slide

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TFG (Totally Fucking Gay) New York, New York

TFG is a pro-LGBT anti-GOP band, mixing electronic music, full frontal guitars, rock & grindcore, featuring funny, graphic lyrics celebrating man-on-man love. #indie #comedy #grindcore #electro #rock

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